I shall write a fanfic since I'm bored.
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TM: omg did you read the news?
JH: what news
TM: don suman(greedy suman) just told the press that u and that fat girl is dating.
ON: stupid shit
KEY: why did u say shinsekyung during hello baby! U should have said son yejin or lee hyori or ppl like that! She's freakin blond u know?
MH: ㅋㅋ
Onew angrily stormed into his room and slammed the door.
KEY: go tell him it's not true!
JH: how can he believe this kind of crap? Seriously
Jonghyun knocked on the door softly and found the door ajar. When he peeked inside,
ON: I DON'T CARE IF U ARE THE PRESIDENT OF THIS COMPANY OR THIS COUNTRY! HOW CAN U DO THIS TO ME MR DON, I MEAN, MR LEE! JONGHYUN IS NOT OLD ENOUGH TO BEAR ALL THE CONSEQUENCES, AND IT WILL AFFECT THE WHOLE GROUP!!!! AND JONGHYUN DOESN'T LIKE THAT KIND OF FAT GIRL! HE LIKES GIRLS WITH WHITE FACE AND RED LIPS! LIKE ME!"
SM(over the phone): ????? (since when jinki so scary)
On leada threw the phone on the bed and found JH standing at the door trembling of fear.
JH: T.T forgive me please don't beat me
ON: (kind face again) ?? What are you talking about? How can I beat you?^^;;;;;
JH: ... U not angry?
ON: of course not. I was just planning what I should say at the press conference.
JH: ? What press conf?
ON: OUR PRESS CONFERENCE*^^*
After three days, JH and Onew appeared on the first page of Seoul Newspaper.
'SHINEE JONGHYUN BREAKS UP WITH SHIN SE KYUNG AND CONFESSES HIS LOVE FOR ONEW'
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Oh no. Later I become bestseller author how?
